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mindblowingscience
mindblowingscience

For the first time, researchers have found evidence that underwater ecosystems have pollinators that perform the same task as bees on land.

Just like their terrestrial cousins, grasses under the sea shed pollen to sexually reproduce. Until now, biologists assumed the marine plants relied on water alone to spread their genes far and wide. But the discovery of pollen-carrying ‘bees of the sea’ has changed all of that.

Over several years from 2009 to 2012, researchers from the National Autonomous University of Mexico filmed the spring nocturnal wanderings of crustaceans among beds of turtle seagrass, Thalassia testudinum.

Looking through the videos, they spotted more invertebrates visiting male pollen-bearing flowers than those that lacked pollen – just like bees hovering around pollen-producing plants on land.

“We saw all of these animals coming in, and then we saw some of them carrying pollen,” lead researcher Brigitta van Tussenbroek told New Scientist.

The concept was so new, they invented a new term to describe it: zoobenthophilous pollination. Before that, researchers had never predicted that animals were involved in pollinating marine plants.

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SEA BEES

Source: sciencealert.com
phycotic-hatter
teaboot

I love learning about other culture's Houseguest Protocols but I hate hate hate when they don't match up cause like

I (PNW Canadian, raised with etiquette from my old British great-grandparents) sleeping over: Can I help with dinner. Can I do the dishes. PLEASE let me do something useful. Im sorry I'm here. I can sleep on the floor it's fine. You don't need to cook for me I can go outside and drink pond water. Do you hate me

My friend (Indian, raised by entire extended family in Dubai) hosting me: Why won't you let me feed you. Do you need more coffee. Am I doing something wrong. Do you have enough blankets? I will buy you warmer clothes. Here, you can sleep in my room, I'll take the couch. Why are you crying? Oh God am I a bad host

handageddon
literallymechanical
We’re working with @MCASBeaufortSC to locate an F-35 that was involved in a mishap this afternoon. The pilot ejected safely. If you have any information that may help our recovery teams locate the F-35, please call the Base Defense Operations Center at 843-963-3600.  — Joint Base Charleston (@TeamCharleston) September 17, 2023ALT

...They lost an F-35 somewhere in South Carolina. It's just. Lost? The pilot safely ejected, but the autopilot was on and the plane was in its full stealth configuration, so it likely just kept flying until it ran out of fuel and crashed. Somewhere???

So, uhm. I guess this is a thing that can happen??

andmaybegayer

These animal rights stunts are getting out of hand, everyone knows captive raised F35's will just suffer if they're released into the wild.

perfectly-ultimate-great-shoofle

They should ask where it is on the war thunder forums

literallymechanical

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But what if it was all a dream

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This is more unsettling. I know it's there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.

lemondoddle

[I.D. an edited version of the "children's hospital" meme photo where the splattering red pattern on the hall floor has been removed. End I.D.]

platypik

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Well duh. It’s just color theory

jadejemdoesstuff
mylittleredgirl

the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy rich. i scroll along at super speed like no today i am only interested in fics with this precise range of words and one of these three tags. only authors i’ve heard of, please. hmm, i suppose i could consider an unknown quantity given its apparent popularity with the people, but… no, no, this summary doesn’t do it for me. no particular reason, it’s just… eh, i don’t need to explain myself. bring me 50 more like this for me to choose from and we’ll see.

mylittleredgirl

someone just lamented that their new pairing has only 5000 works ("where's the rest of them?") which is approximately the size of the pairing i was celebrating in the original post, and it really threw into relief that it's impossible for us to even conceptualize the extravagance of a true scrooge mcduck fandom if we've never been in one. i am a reasonably well-off dentist who takes her family to cancun once a year.

mylittleredgirl

state of the union update at 45k. my unscientific analysis reports a fairly even breakdown between:

  • people crying in the gutter
  • people crying in a 2-bedroom bungalow
  • the nouveaux riches (steddie fans)
  • these guys:
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bonus shout out to:

  • very picky people crying from their summer home in the hamptons
  • the 4 people who think i'm actually a dentist
oncillaphoenix
serinemolecule

Do you know the fastest bird? Most sources (like, Google) will tell you the peregrine falcon, which can get up to [hella fast] while diving straight down.

I think this is pretty dumb. It's like someone asked "Who is the fastest human?" and you said "I don't know, Usain Bolt?" and they said "No, it's [some random skydiver]."

Yes, of course you can get very fast if you literally just fall. I'm more interested in how quickly people can get from point A to point B.

Anyway, my favorite birds are swifts and swallows because they're the fastest at level flight.

rustingbridges

I'd argue the closer analogy might be to calling Usain Bolt the fastest human instead of maybe Eliud Kipchoge or someone along those lines. sure he's faster over 100m but how often is anyone actually trying to go 100m?

anyhow I went to a bird show a few days ago and they did mention that many of the birds that falcons eat are faster in level flight. on which note it's not just falling - in one part of the demo the falcon dived to gain speed, leveled out a bit under and a ways behind the target, cruised in under it, and then did some kind of bird spin up at it. the acrobatics were quite impressive.

on that note if there was a skydiver who made his living entirely by jumping out of planes in order to catch and eat champion sprinters I would be open to considering him the fastest. who's going to argue with the guy gnawing on Mr. Bolt's thigh bone anyway

necarion

The perigrine falcon isn't just like some random skydiver, though. It had an insane package of tricks to make it fall *really fast*. For one thing, the dive speed is about 200 mph, compared to the skydiving speed of a human which is only about 150-180 mph in the head-first position. You know that thing about how a feather falls fairly slow? The falcon is a very lightweight ball of feathers. That drops like a rock.

dagny-hashtaggart

To wit, if skydiving were a form of locomotion humans routinely employed to practical effect in their daily lives, I might be more inclined to accept the claim that a skydiver was faster than Usain Bolt in a record-setting sense.

digitaldiscipline

This is precisely my brand of pedantry.

handageddon
kingtunnelsnake

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

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A collection

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Further proof

hawthorn-and-ivy

There’s two very different sides of tumblr on my dash and I had to scroll back to see where it came from, because I expected there to be a joke about parenting under this, but apparently it’s my non parenting blorbos that set this post up.